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[therealshimizu]

PLEASE DON’T SCROLL

even if you only reblog, that’s enough

i was debating on whether or not i should post this on tumblr but seeing as there haven’t been posts about this yet, here it is. i’m exposing my real location and nationality but it doesn’t matter.

if you have been active on twitter, you may already know #savemyanmar is trending. long story short, there has been a military coup. several nations have released statements but i want to share insight on what’s happening in the country.

memes about a coup have been circulating around for a couple days and when i slept at 2 am last night, we were still under the rule of the National League for Democracy (NLD). while they are not technically democratic, they are the closest we’ve got. when my mother woke up at 6 this morning, she was notified that the country was now under the rule of the military.

banks services are no longer available. wifi was cut at around 7-8. some people got wifi again earlier but many got it barely thirty minutes ago. this is bad for businesses especially ones that require international communications. additionally, international students like myself are experiencing anxiety; how do we pay for and attend classes if we’re not sure wifi is a given?

myanmar has a long, complicated history with military governments. the last time the military went into rule was in 1962 and only stopped in 2011, following the 2010 elections. there was a huge protest in 1988 lead by students that resulted in lots of death. during the military junta, resources like rice, water, oil, were scarce. the gist is military rule is bad for us.

all of my followers are not myanmar citizens, i’m sure but as part of the international community, please help us. here is a petition that you can sign (although i’m not sure if that can do much). there may be protests in front of myanmar embassies so look out for those. most of all, please help spread awareness. 

the people here are coping with dark humor, primarily in the form of memes but we don’t know how long this rule will last, even though the official statement said only a year. here’s something that pretty much sums up our coping mechanism:

again, even a reblog helps

[nanook2000]

This is today, February 1, 2021. And it is critical.

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[sodabutch]

got tagged by @startrek-antagonist to make fantasy version of me in this picrew

the pirate vibe was not intentional but there it is<3

uhhuhhhh @my-remical-chomance @spacefroggity and anyone else who wants to ig

[spacefroggity]

Ok this is epic

@benbernanke @worfzia

[im-a-hobbit-irl]

thank for tagging me!!! @the-gender-hoarding-dragon​​ @killjoyjay​​ @ambersky0319​​ @most-thrilled-touya-kinnie​​ @rjalker​​ @myfriendsmakeoutspace-ster​​ @mxcheezeball​​ @ anyone who wants to do it!!! mutuals who i didn’t tag go wild

[special-interest-mushroom]

I’m… Stealing this

:0

@thonccchoncc @chaotic-hissing @naerysthelonesome @a-cloud-in-space

[a-cloud-in-space]

THIS-

If I were not-a-monster:

If I were:

I’m simping for myself either way babyyy-

@justaconfusedqueerkid​ @eggbert-realboy​ @anyone who wants!

[worfzia]

oooo im so sexy

@transzoemurphy @im-a-hobbit-irl

[esidisis-stitch-n-b-tch]

This looked too fun to pass up!

@karsvroomvroom @valentinesclown @purplecraze if you wanna 👍

[valentinesclown]

@dogboysecco @mymcrobsession @vampire-giorno @otakumultimuse-hiddlewhore

[dogboysecco]

Uhhh @mother-of-marigolds @moolch @randomshitsandwhich @marshpy @maryeve-the-bitch and anyone else who wants to do this ^^

[mother-of-marigolds]

Had to go darker on skintone but 👀👀👀 poppin off…

@oh-peacemaker @mystarsandflowersuniverse @browneyes-asiandragon @bananapajama87

[mystarsandflowersuniverse]

Thanks for the mention :3

I tag @cherisezed @frog-god-of-chaos @tsarinavich

@discofervor @salmiakkimilktea

[tsarinavich]

thanks for the tag ^_^

@tardisimpalatohogwarts @bosorkanja @kirbyofthestars

[tardisimpalatohogwarts]

*shamelessly makes myself a dragon archer*

thanks for the tag!! :D

tagging: @randomborednessidunno @cxnthie @itishebihime-samaforyou and anyone else who wants to do it

[randomborednessidunno]

This is the Closest you’ll get of me tbh

@leaf-green-spring and @lucamogens and idk who else to tag but here

[lucamogens]

when the guy u assign The Stealthy One insists on using an axe

@lumassen @hana-noiazei @randomw07

[randomw07]

Thanks for the tag! This one was a lot of fun!

Lighting, scythes, cloaks, and the colour purple. What more do you need in life?

I’ll tag @aqualee , @nordicsawesome and @oyanachi if you fancy it (no pressure as always)!

[oyanachi]

Thank you!!

Hm… It misses water in my opinion. I can’t not be related to water in a fantasy world!

And I will tag @gwen-chan​, @hwsdanemark​ and @puffintalia​. Do as you wish, guys :)

[gwen-chan]

Thank you for the tag. I had fun!

@ilgattopatata​, @radioactivehydronerd​ if you want to do this

[radioactivehydronerd]

Thanks for tagging! This was so fun :D

@pulsingmaggots and @operation-hetalia just thought you guys might enjoy this, of course you’re not forced to do it ahah

[operation-hetalia]

@radioactivehydronerd​ THIS ONE IS SO GOOD

I was overwhelmed by all the choices aaah

@elfpen​ @lightprkstuff​ @alifeasvivid​ @sherlockscones​ @maryeve-the-bitch​ (uno reverse, I tag you first) @clover1134 @h3t4l1a​ (idk if you like these)

and anyone else who wants to do it!

[alifeasvivid]

@irisoflunadreams, @offbrandramennoodles​ @sloppyhay @lightprkstuff @jumphighlamb @nopeferatu​ @himboalfred​ and any of my other mutuals who I never talk to XD

[sloppyhay]

haha magic catgurl go brrrrrrrr, thank you @alifeasvivid​ for tagging me <3

@lemonerix​ @riealoda​ @lightprkstuff​ @luciality​  @nopeferatu​  @justvibingwhilecrying​ @milopottz​ @fifielady @cheshanoneko-draws @pastelsugar6w6​  would youw like to join us uwu

[cheshanoneko-draws]

Thank you so much @sloppyhay for tagging me!

@lillazyboisstuff @closed-third-eye @glidiadraws I hope I’m not annoying anyone!

[glidiadraws]

Thank you @cheshanoneko-draws for tagging me!

I had a lot of fun doing this picrew, so many cute things to choose from~

@dekuthecactus @crispyliza sorry if I’m bothering anyone o(╥﹏╥)o

[dekuthecactus]

Thanks for the tag!

@dumbass-draws @tyberiousfiresrone @daretobeking

[tyberiousfiresrone]

@kip-is-fine​ @saragon4005​ Your turn!!

[kip-is-fine]

Thanks Tybs! :0

@strawberryneeks @basically-fandom-trash @chaotic-hetalian-child

[basically-fandom-trash]

Never said I couldn’t do a plague wizard with a battle axe (:<

By the way, for the tags: @latviacantsleep @flaminga @allen-arthur @yumestar19 @bxwaygirl or whoever else wants to do it!

[latviacantsleep]

it’s me, but I’m way cooler!

anyways, I think I’ll tag @heladodelucuma @lucaswrites @liebemoiplease and anyone who wants to do this

[lucaswrites]

Angel warrior ig?? i dont know i just think it looks cool!!

i dont really have anyone to tag so uh,, anyone who wants to do this ig!

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snailuka asked:

Send this to 10 people who, in your opinion, deserve such a sweet message in their inboxes. (Nothing bad will happen if you don't, but imagine all of the smiles!)

this is really sweet, thank you so much-

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[dumbassaceattorney]

im gamerphobic but i would pay actual money to watch klavier gavin play minecraft. just imagine it

“why does this game torment me so?!”
“this is an enderman, ja? i’ve heard of them. they don’t hurt you, right? *incoherent, vaguely german shrieking*”
“oh, this is a creeper! *gets caught up singing the entirety of Revenge and doesnt even notice that he died*”

[dumbassaceattorney]

just to be clear he is streaming this all on twitch. he tames a dog and then asks chat what to name it and they all say “vongole 2″ so hes like very well, it can be vongole 2. then he corrals two sheep into a fenced in area for his farm, and they’re immediately named vongole 3 and vongole 4. their baby is vongole 5 of course. then he turns his attention to cows, and thats how he gets vongole 6, vongole 7, and vongole 8. vongole 9 is a bee he saw once. vongole 10 is a pretty flower that he plants right outside his house. vongole 11 is a creeper that blows up klaviers house and vongole 10, so he immediately demotes it of its vongole title. the new vongole 11 is another dog he tames. he rebuilds his house and chat immediately christens it vongole 12. after about an hour, he cannot pick up a single block without his entire chat shouting to name it vongole 712

[dumbassaceattorney]

he gets distracted farming wheat for an hour and says that he should become a farmer irl, but hes never touched dirt in his life, and its very clearly a joke but within ten minutes #klaviergavintouchdirtchallenge is trending on twitter

[dumbassaceattorney]

“someone in chat just pointed out that i am playing copyrighted music and i may get a copyright strike. this is my song, and i do not intend to issue a takedown notice against myself, thank you.”

[imoverdramatic]

When he finally goes to the nether he dies its just pure german screaming.

“Oh is this a different type of a pigman?” *piglin starts charging at him* “ABORT, ABORT, ABORT, NOT A PIGMAN, I REPEAT NOT A PIGMAN.”

Not only that but no one told him to wear some golden armor so he just keeps getting attacked by piglins.

[dumbassaceattorney]

oh hes just terrified the entire time hes in the nether. keeps a few blocks on hand at all time so he can wall himself up every time he sees a mob. he doesnt even know anything about him, but this is the Scary Lava Place and he doesnt trust anyone or anything. at some point he sees a peaceful zombie pigman and falls into some lava while fleeing it. he gives up on his attempt to complete the game and instead goes back to his farm

[selfdestructivecat80]

Bonus points if he somehow convinced Apollo to guest on the stream, who he is unaware (but will become aware very, very soon) has been playing Minecraft for years and is basically an expert. More bonus points if Apollo elects to say nothing, just silently laughing at every mistake Klavier makes.

[dumbassaceattorney]

halfway through klavier realizes that apollo is a Pro Gamer TM and begins purposefully making stupid mistakes just to fuck with apollo. 

“ach, is this soup?”
*rocklawboy tried to swim in lava”

“can I tame a zombie?”
*rocklawboy was killed by a zombie*

apollo finally gives in and begins yelling at klavier for being so stupid after klavier spends twenty minutes “trying” to build a nether portal

[adoginahellsite]

Klavier eventually is able to force all the WAA to play Minecraft with him and the first thing Phoenix does upon learning how to play is make a pot and put the first flower he sees in it and names it “charlie jr”

[dumbassaceattorney]

the first thing trucy does is sneak on the server when klavier isnt there, move all of his stuff in his storage room to her own secret storage room but leave the chests, place tnt in poor klavs storage room, then invite him into the server to “see something cool.”

[lucaswrites]

Im sorry but this is sounding like 

“Dsmp : Ace attorney version”-

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i may be a little late to this,

and ,, p.m might not even see it, or anything,,

and i only have like 20 followers and i dont post anything but,,,

@pmseymourva ,,you are one of my favorite youtubers, content creators, voice actors, and just,,one of my favorite people in general.

You have helped me through some of the hardest times of my life, and are still helping me feel better with every video you make

and i just wanted to say that what is happening to you, and what people are doing to cyana is so fucking terrible. people can be horrible at times.

but you deserve to take a break dude. you need to take time for your mental health. you are so awesome and amazing and i hope you feel better after a while!

i know this is short but you really are one of my favorite people,, i know im just some random fan and my words dont mean much but if this makes you feel ,, at  least a little better,,or just i dunno,, makes you a bit happy, that will make my whole life because i have been a fan of you for so long and it just makes me upset to see people doing this stuff

so PM, if you see this, i hope things get better, and i hope your break helps you!! <3

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Very quicky and very crappy art of my oc malum for the Cyana art challenge thing

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A real-ass, goddamned sword!

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[thatsthat24]

Every Night 💧 (CW: Strong Language)

[thatsthat24]

Thomas: Hey, do you think tonight we can just, like, go the whole way through and not do that… thing?

Sleep: Yess.

Thomas: Are you sure?

Sleep: Mmmhmm.

Thomas: Do you promise?

Sleep: Girl, if I said “yes”, I mean “yes”. Thanks.

* ~3:00 AM *

(Club music plays)

Sleep: I liiiiied. Drink up, slut!

Thomas: (Gurgling)

Sleep: Yesss, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots.

Thomas: (Continues gurgling)

Sleep: Gosh, you thirsty b**ch!

[lucaswrites]

Okay as much as i love Sleep and that hes back I have to ask Is…is that the Jellyfish rave music from Spongebob??????

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Hey promo me please

uh I’ve changed my blog to a oneshot blog so uh please promo me?